Bullshit Bingo

A collection of corporate clichés that make you want to puke.

• Corporate values
• Results-oriented
• ASAP
• It's important to balance urgency and importance
• Turn your cameras on, we can't see you
• This isn't in the goals, but it's urgent
• We're a family (about the team or company)
• Direction manager
• That's not my task
• We've already approved the plan and we're not changing anything
• That's just how things evolved (instead of actually explaining why)
• I described everything clearly (in response to questions about a task)
• That only works in books (about project management)
• Sounds abstract
• Let's launch, but not in the Russian market
• Let's just hop on a call, it takes too long to write