Bullshit Bingo
A collection of corporate clichés that make you want to puke.
- Corporate values
- Results-oriented
- ASAP
- It's important to balance urgency and importance
- Turn your cameras on, we can't see you
- This isn't in the goals, but it's urgent
- We're a family (about the team or company)
- Direction manager
- That's not my task
- We've already approved the plan and we're not changing anything
- That's just how things evolved (instead of actually explaining why)
- I described everything clearly (in response to questions about a task)
- That only works in books (about project management)
- Sounds abstract
- Let's launch, but not in the Russian market
- Let's just hop on a call, it takes too long to write